The Fun Side Of Business

Authenticity Beats Polished Performance Every Time

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If you’re looking for an advisor who’s just as genuine off-air as they are on, you’ll enjoy our chat with Martin. We talk about why honesty, consistency, and straight-talking advice matter far more than a polished sales pitch, especially when you’re making important decisions about wills, trusts, and LPAs. What you hear is exactly what you’d get sitting around a kitchen table, working through who gets what, when, and how best to protect the people you care about.

We also open up about how we work behind the scenes. Our weekly director meetings help keep communication honest, balanced, and constructive—something we often encourage families to adopt when planning their estates. It’s all about regular conversations, clear expectations, and tackling challenges early. Martin brings thoughtful insight, relatable stories, and refreshing honesty—and that’s exactly why this conversation works.

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Good morning, afternoon, and evening.

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Good morning.

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But you don't know when they listen to this.

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As soon as it drops. Which is 7 a.m. every Wednesday.

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Does the extra slice slice slice?

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Slice, slice, baby. Yeah. Every Wednesday. 7 a.m. 7 a.m. quality. Thanks.

unknown:

Welcome.

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So Martin Hoskins.

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Martin Hoskins.

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Uncle Martin to you.

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My Uncle Martin.

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Yeah. Are you going to tell him why or not?

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No, just Uncle Martin.

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Uncle Martin.

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That is it.

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I don't think he knew you called him Uncle Martin, by the way.

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He does, because he when he texted me, he says it.

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No, because I I asked him the other day. He's in my message. A little while ago. I said, Oh yeah, do you want to call you Uncle Martin? She doesn't. She definitely does.

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I said it to him on the phone.

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Whatever.

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He's lying to you. Because I said one answer is phone calls.

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Maybe he thinks it's some other term. I don't know why.

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That's a whole different show.

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Yeah. Well, we've spoken about too much anyway. Right, anyway, so Martin.

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See, I knew most of Martin's story anyway. He's presenting at the breakfast.

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He's very good when he presents at telling his life story, isn't he?

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Yes, he is. Very good. I knew his passion for cut, I knew most of that.

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I knew his troubled upbringing, his struggles at school, his army. I I knew most of that bit. I didn't know about all the sales jobs he's had.

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I think I knew all of that.

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I already knew all the answers. Yeah, it is. Didn't really care.

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Aced that mate completed it.

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Nice. By the way, Martin, I was fascinated by what you had to say. Jam obviously couldn't care and just went, switch off. I know it.

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I literally just said there was parts of what I didn't know. You would you just pick out what you want to hear? If I was you ignore the wreck.

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If I was you, you know what your comeback should have been?

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What?

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Yeah, great. Well at least I listened to his network presentations, which you obviously don't.

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Well you're never there anyways. I don't think you've been to his ones.

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I definitely have.

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Anyway, so Uncle Martin. How do you think he came across as a guest? Do you know what?

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Really, really approachable in his field. I'd I would say if I listened to Martin and I needed a meeting with someone, LPAs, Wills, Trusts, I'd call on Martin.

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Who would be your second choice? I'd go to Google. I don't know anyone else. That's what I just thought.

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One out of one, right?

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One out of one. But there's other people that might know more people than me. I just keep it I'll keep it in my circle, Nick. I don't really care about it. I only stay with the people that know me, alright?

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Standard.

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But no, I think he c he's he's very caring. All our guests today have been very caring.

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True.

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Yeah, actually we have genuine good people that just want to help.

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Although remember we don't know the order this is gonna go out on yet.

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Yeah, but today, it doesn't matter who Yeah, but you don't know who the two others were.

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I know who offsin today. There could be someone who we're gonna do like talk to next month.

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Okay, but I know who often today, so I know what I mean.

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Okay.

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Martin's one of them anyway, let's get back to mine.

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But yes, I think I think there have been there have been some amazing yesterday. Really, really, really good and it's almost like it's been caring day today. Yeah.

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Oh yeah, you've been well out of place.

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But my co no, he's he's j genuinely a good a good can't even switch off yet because it's still we're still below the minimum amount of time I have to talk.

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Give up what's your rating for mine? What's your rating as me as a co-host?

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A one today, something like that, maybe one and a half.

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One and a half.

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Yeah, but it's yeah, but it's yeah, but it's up but it's up one to one and a half points of where you were last time.

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Would you give yourself?

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About today I think I've been about a eight.

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You'd give me a one and a half, you'd give yourself an eight.

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Yeah, you're welcome.

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Oh I'm gonna use that bit and put it out and see what people think. You should do. I will. I'll get people to rate.

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Hashtag agree with nick.

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Who's the eight? Who's the one point five?

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Hashtag agree with nick.

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Hashtag Gemra all the way.

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Of course you'll get people going, uh International Women's Day, let's back Gem.

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I don't want all no, I want all the men's votes.

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Guess what?

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See, that just sounds even worse. However, whichever way I say it.

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Doesn't matter. Okay, right, so Martin I would like to say that Martin I think has been a guest that has excelled at one in one particular area better than pretty much anyone else I've seen.

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In what area is that?

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How he comes across on a podcast is exactly the same as I know him.

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Yes.

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He makes the best representation of himself. There's people who are a bit nervous. There's people who agree with stuff even if they don't agree just because, well, I don't want to be like abrasive or whatever. Martin is one of those people that literally has just called it exactly as he sees it.

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Yeah.

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And he comes across how he appears on that. He's like that in everyday life, yeah. If you turn around and say, actually, I've heard him on the podcast and I don't like him, don't call him. Yeah, he's not for he's not for you. He's not for you.

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Yeah.

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But if you hear someone and you go, Well, yeah, obviously he's gonna be like that because he's making a bit of an effort. No, no, no, that's just Martin.

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That's Martin, yeah.

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And I think he's done that better than any other guest we've had.

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Yeah. And Martin's known in general, even when you go out networking. I've never heard a bad word about Martin.

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I'm gonna start spreading one. I don't know what I'm gonna do, but it's gonna be something about being an uncle. Why would you do that? Uh something to do. When if you go, no one has ever, ever, ever, ever. So when Cambridge Analytica did their stuff on behavioral targeting, they found out that if you only ever say positive things about someone, people will no longer believe the positives you say about them. Because they think that it must be like fake news and it's being rigged. Because you don't it's like if you review something, if you have 10,000 reviews and they're all reviewing five five stars exactly. You know it's fake. Oh yeah. You know it's absolutely fake. Because because you go, well, hang on a second. What no one has ever said a bad word?

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Yeah, someone's paid for them.

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Obviously, you're either paying for them or you're just deleting the bad ones.

unknown:

Yeah.

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So yeah, so somebody, you know. This is why I don't win anything. And so you look at five five out of five.

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Look at TripAvisor.

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Yeah. Well, I I look I like to look at TripAdvisor, but un as a general overview. So I look at TripAdvisor as a general overview and go, it's 4.6. Seven people have given it one star, and seven thousand have given it five stars.

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Okay.

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And then I'd like to And if you look at the pictures. Do you know? I I hate to say this is going to sound so classist, but I tend to read a couple of the one stars and see whether or not they're like sharing the brain cell that week. I mean, I I mean I remember saw one and and it literally was talking about, yeah, yeah, so like I give this one star because somebody climbed up our balcony and banged on the patio door drunk one night. And you go Okay, because that's the hotel's and then we ran front rang front desk, and within five minutes they had someone up to our room, but the guy had gone. Unacceptable. It disturbed our night and spoiled our entire holiday. And I'm like, shut up, and it's not the hotel's fault. Don't be an idiot.

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When we went to Mauritius, all five star on our hotels, but there was one that had marked it down to like a two-star. I was reading for Because you were there. Yeah. Uh there was a spider in the room.

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Oh.

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Because that's the hotel's fault, wasn't it?

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Obviously.

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Can you make sure there's no spiders enter my room for the whole two?

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Or in Mauritius.

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Can you make it?

unknown:

Yeah.

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So I think you have to take them with a pinch of top, which is why I think someone has to say something bad about mine. Just because otherwise I don't want anyone to think he's just he's he must be fake.

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Can a bad thing be someone's too nice? Is that a bad comment?

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That would be the only bad comment you would make about someone. That sounds like 101 bad comments that Jem can make. Oh, I think they're just too nice. Or like the stuff you have to put in like a job interview.

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You act like you've never seen me angry at any point.

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Well, you're not. When you go to when you go to a job interview and they go, Oh, you know, what what's your negative qualities? Oh, sometimes I just care too much. Sometimes I try too hard and work too hard.

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I can be a bitch. If you want to see my bitch side, I'll be a bit for a week. Can you really for a week? No, I'll probably last a day and maybe an hour.

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So we've gone from a week a week, a week, a day, an hour.

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I could do it for an hour.

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You couldn't.

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Half an hour I can.

unknown:

I can.

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Half an hour I can. You definitely couldn't. Ask Eric how if I can be a bitch.

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Saying that you can, but you can't be in the you can't be around me.

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Why?

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So I've so I've said stuff to you before that I know has peed you off.

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Yeah, see, you see me pissed off.

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Yeah, yeah, but then you just leave. So I'm like So I'm like, okay, that's fine. So I don't know whether or not you're peed off. It depends. Sometimes I want to throw stuff.

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You should next time. Then you'll really seem angry when I throw it back.

unknown:

You wouldn't.

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Why would I not?

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Because once you I'd never throw anything at me.

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I don't want you to throw your mug at me like you have before. Throw it back.

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Yeah, I I have been tempted to smash a mug before.

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Because of me? Yeah.

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But I would throw it into a wall. I would never I'd never ever. Would you do it while I was in the room to show me how angry you were?

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So once I leave, you'd throw the mug. Yes. Have you done that? No. Have you thrown a pen?

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No.

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Have you gone like right, I'm screwing my fist up now. Have you dr have you done that behind my back?

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No.

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Have you stuck your finger up when I've left the room?

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No.

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That's a lie.

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But internally, I could have said things like, go, you can go F yourself.

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Have you said that about me?

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Yeah, you know, or I felt like I want to pick up a mug and launch it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Wow. Maybe we should do this each week. We should open up to each other about how pissed off we've made each other.

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No, because I think I think that if you overshare, it creates problems.

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True.

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Because I think that if I told you every single week, by the way, at least every single week. No, no, you said we should do this every week. We should have this like common.

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I don't get an audio every single time.

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No, but that's what I'm saying. If every week, if, by the way, hypothetically, every week I said, You really pissed me off this week, you really pissed me off this week, you really pissed me off this week, it would only work for about three, four weeks until you go, Oh, if I piss you off that much, then may as well just not do this anymore. And that would be the end of it. She said, I did my best gem voices up.

SPEAKER_01:

That sounds like something I'd say.

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Yeah. But but you just but that's the thing, you can't you can't overshare negativity, you have to create the balance. So I think to you know, that's why it's good to have our directors' meetings that by the way it's got nothing to do with mine, but I don't care. This is just we'll just carry on down this tangent. But you know, we have directors' meetings every once a week. Yeah. And it's a great chance to go, let's go and look at some KPIs and do some stuff that people would never imagine us to do because they think we just wing everything.

unknown:

Yeah.

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But we then also have like an open forum to go, yeah. Do you know what? I think that was a major win for us. I think that was a major win for us. And actually that really pissed me off. Yeah, it works really well. Because it just allows everyone to go, nothing gets bottled up. You can vent, you can talk about it, safe space, say what you need to say, move. Start the week fresh. Yeah. And the off goes the week. Anyway, so yeah, Martin, score. I scored the last one oh shit, second.

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Ten.

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You're scoring Martin ten. The perfect guest. He can't be the perfect guest.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't I don't know what makes the perfect guest.

SPEAKER_02:

Well unfortunately not Martin.

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Alright. Nine point seven.

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See, I'm gonna go safer better than this. I'm not getting involved in these points. Nine.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you don't want to do the point, okay.

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No, because again, if you give them point something, the person with nine point six now feels pissed off that Martin got nine point seven. And if someone got nine point eight, Martin now feels pissed off.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, but you're doing a nine, so the person who gets an eight is gonna feel it doesn't matter what way you are with.

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If the person being an eight doesn't like it, be better. Guess what? Look, we've had Gary in today. He told he taught you that same thing. Yeah. You know, if you wanna don't if you don't like losing, be better. Don't lose.

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Come correct.

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Yeah. Turn up to the podcast with seven great analogies, fun stories, great stories, and rhetorical questions of stuff you want to go through. Amazing.

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And just take the mic and do and host yourself.

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Imagine if they sang like Freddie Mercury, meets Adele.

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Yes.

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That's a 10 guest.

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Yeah. And bring chocolate.

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Bring us gifts.

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Bring us gifts.

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This is the thing. See, now you're working out all the stuff that could go, yeah, it makes a better guest. So if you go Martin's a 10, and I go, okay, so what happens if someone was as good as Martin and brought us gifts? You've got nowhere to go.

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Of course, I'd say 11, wouldn't I? Well, well, just 12.

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And then if you give someone 12, Martin would go, won't you give me 12 points? You didn't bring me chocolates points. Won't you stop at 10?

SPEAKER_01:

You didn't sing.

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So don't give them 10 points.

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I didn't. I gave him 9.7.

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Okay. Okay, so if he sang 9.8, if he brought you chocolates 9.9. Yes. And if he told me to do one, 10?

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No, still not 10.

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I know, right?

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What's he have to do for 10? Send you pictures like the ones that went to Denise.

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No way.

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That's just taking a whole new tangent, right?

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Taking a whole new tangent.

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But now at least everyone has to follow all the episodes to understand what the hell we're talking about. Yeah, there we go. Right, okay. Martin, fantastic guest. Amazing. Anyone looking for anything that Martin does, definitely reach out to him because he is. Yeah, you'd have to sell for him. I'm just saying he's good. I think the mic cut out for that one. But anyway, there you go. Do without you just bleep yourself. Right, anyway, thanks everyone for listening. Thank you for us waffling on and stuff and subscribing and stuff. And please tell us if you've got guests that you'd like to see, tell us who they are.

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And why.

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Yeah. And why.

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I'd like to know why.

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Yes. That would be amazing. And like and subscribe and share and comment.

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Like, like, like, like, like.

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And like again. Yeah. Cheers. And I hope you enjoy our shorts.

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Always.

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Not the ones we wear the Did you like your shorts?

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The ones you were on the beach.

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Yeah, that's it. Amazing. Everyone, thanks very much. Cheers.

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